John McDonald

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Pepsi Throwback – Real Sugar?

May 19th, 2009

I had heard rumors of market testing real sugar in the soda business, and I’ve been on the lookout.  Today, I finally found a couple eight-packs at the neighborhood Wal-mart.

Now, I’m not averse to high fructose corn syrup for health reasons.  There’s a little bit of evidence that corn is valued for its availability rather than its nutritional content, but the only good scientific research I’ve seen specifically looks at corn oil and protein meal.  The sugars themselves aren’t chemically different from sugars from other sources.

But the corn sugar just tastes terrible.  I got hooked on caffeine about twenty years ago, drinking soda, and back then the stuff actually tasted good because they used real cane sugar.  Where I once drank 2 liters a day, I might have a one soda a month because its conveniently available around town.  At home, I can’t stand the so-called fruit juice that relies on corn sweeteners and I’ll spend the extra buck for Juicy-Juice or pure orange + pineapple mix.  Again, I don’t claim its healthier, it just tastes so much better.

The cost is fairly steep – eight cans of Pepsi or Mountain Dew Throwback cost $2.50.  Usually, you can get a twelve pack of sugar-sweetened cola for that price. The cans sport a retro design that gives me a 1990s flashback, but I think they were using corn since the late 1980s.

So… how is it?

The first thing I did when I got home was toss a can in the freezer.  From there, it spent another hour in the fridge.  I wanted to make sure it was nice ‘n cold without forming chunks of ice.

Wow… if the packaging was a flash back, the taste is a full blown time-warp.  The first sip isn’t much different than most sodas, but the aftertaste is a completely different experience I had forgotten about.  It doesn’t have that slightly bitter flash, it actually seems to get sweeter throughout the gulp.

My taste buds are thanking Pepsi right now… and I usually prefer Coke!  If I have any complaint, its how quickly 35 cents worth of soda just disappeared.  Rather than the sticky, thirsty feeling I had come to associate with pop, this has actually left my mouth watering and ready to drink another.

The verdict?  I’m gonna have to highly recommend Pepsi Throwback for all you other junk food snobs out there.  Buy enough and they might actually continue making the stuff!

Three Weeks to Ireland

May 17th, 2009

Aisling and I were starting to get concerned that we were becoming old & boring.  Her work as a teacher keeps her busy long after school hours are finished, and I’m constantly stuck to the computer writing, coding, analyzing, or promoting something.  To make matters worse, neither one of us is particularly good at planning things in advance.

So, this is exactly why we suddenly decided to buy plane tickets to Ireland.  Roundtrip airfare was only about $700 each, and we will figure out some way to save money on lodging by staying with her family or sleeping under a bridge or in a hostel or something.  Did I mention that we’re really not good at planning this sort of thing?

Anyway, the lack of planning and frugality never really hurt our enjoyment of some other trips we’ve been on.  I’ll always remember the night I blurted out “You’ve never been to New Orleans?  We should go tonight!”  Sure enough, by noon we were in a campground in Louisiana and we had a great time for the next three days.  Similar last minute decisions have led us to Tennessee and Key West, but this will be our first spontaneous voyage across the ocean together.

Although the dollar is weak, prices are also generally down across the board.  Ireland’s economy has been hit particularly hard by the banking & investment problems sweeping the globe, so many costs might be quite reasonable in the face of low demand and lower levels of tourism.

So now… what exactly are we going to see?  I like politics, art, history, and controversy – so I figure we’re going to spend a lot of time in the cities absorbing the modern culture and exploring the political flashpoints.  There are killer murals in the north I want to see – since I first saw to Barcelona, I’ve wanted to see more public political artwork.  We give a lot of talk to free speech, but in the era of mass media speech isn’t really heard until it is given a platform for broadcast.  So what if the side of a building is the best channel you have to promote that message?  Its better than staring a brick and stucco siding all day.

Any ideas of what we should see?  Some locals have advised us to stay away from the temple bar but it sounds like the exact type of music scene we wish we had more of in our less urban town.  I can’t drink beer so the Guiness tour is out – but perhaps instead I’ll be able to find some quality gluten-free food without looking as hard as here.

We’ll attempt to come up with some plans over the next two and a half weeks – and then as soon as we get off the plane, I’m sure we’ll get distracted by something we never even planned for…

No Society is Static – The Seasons of Civilization

May 16th, 2009

Patterns rule the world around us, recognizing these is part of what allows humanity to master science & nature.  One set of patterns we’ve been slow to recognize are the ones that guide our own behavior as a society.

If history proves anything, it is that no civilization, state, or community can remain static indefinitely. What is particularly interesting to me as a student of history and government, is exactly how predictable this cycle of civilization is and how regularly it unfolds across the span of a human life.  (To give credit where its due, this theory has been pioneered by Strauss & Howe in a series of books dealing with the various generational archetypes and social phases that repeat in Anglo-American history.)

The Seasons of Society

Each season lasts about 20 years – exact duration depends on factors like war, climate, and technological advancement.  The general structure of the cycle stays strangely consistent. One full revolution is roughly equal to 80 years or slightly longer than an average lifespan.

  • High (Spring:  1945-1966) – A society reaches a high in the decades after a crisis is completely resolved. Institutions are new and recently designed to cope ultra modern concerns.  Government works like it is supposed to.  Wealth is growing but the memories of recent financial crises cause people to invest conservatively and look down on excessive materialism.  If a society fails to solve the issues that caused the prior crisis, the high can instead be an “Austerity” with widespread poverty and especially hard work left to be done.
  • Social Awakening (Summer:  1966-1982) – Wealth and relative stability allow a greater exploration of spirituality, artistic expression, and philosophy.  While a vocal minority may find faults in “the system,” that system is still providing enough prosperity that few if any structural changes go through.  In America’s history, social Awakenings are led by young Prophet generations & these periods coincide with the “Great Awakenings” (powerful religious revivals.)  The last American Awakening was somewhat unique in the amount of attention hippies brought to liberal and secular values.
  • Unraveling (Autumn:  1913-1929, 1982-2005) – In an unraveling, prosperity gives way to corruption.  Institutions begin to show signs of irrelevancy and an inability to solve newer problems, spiritual progress falls victim to dogmatism, witch hunts, and culture wars.  Serious financial problems tend to go unaddressed, but much distortion of reality is done to boost confidence in a failing system.   In the roaring 20s and high-speed 90s, the rich got richer while the poor had enough access to credit that they could feel rich, too.
  • Crisis (Winter:  1929-1945, 2008?-2025?) – When the institutions have failed repeatedly to protect society from new threats, the illusions of stability and prosperity ultimately collapse and usher in an era of prolonged crisis.  Debt comes due and economies can suddenly spiral out of control.  In America, these phases of crisis have resulted in a Revolution, a Civil War, a New Deal, and our incredible response to World War II.  While the period is marked by a lack of material wealth and stability, they are also times of rapid change and progress toward establishing institutions capable of resolving modern threats & injustices.

The Generations

According to this theory (which is agreeable to my own sense of history & politics), there are four primary types of generations.

  • Artists (Silent Generation 1924-1944, New Artists 200?-202?) – Artists are born into or spend their youth in a crisis.  As the name implies, the stereotypical disposition of this generation is skewed toward artistic expression.  Born in the 20’s and 30’s, the recent artists were the beatniks, blues musicians, and bohemians of Post-WW2 America.  The last artist generation gave us Johnny Cash, Elvis, and George Carlin.  The younger artists are just now being born and entering into elementary school.
  • Prophets (Baby Boomers 1944-1962) – Prophets are born into a seemingly stable society and can be driven by a sense of moral conviction and/or entitlement.  These are not just the hippies of the 1960s, they’re also the social conservatives who rallied around Bush and the Republican party’s culture wars.  Prophets tend to be idealistic, but this idealism can stifle compromise and leave issues unresolved.
  • Nomads (Generation X 1962-1982) – Nomads are born during a cultural awakening and come of age as a society begins showing signs of decay.  Similar to artists, this generation is generally more concerned with self-expression than saving the world.  As a particularly rebellious group, they are likely to shun social expectations if they don’t see personal benefit in it.
  • Civics (“Greatest Generation” 1901-1924, Millennials, 1982-2004?) – Civics are born in an unraveling society and come of age during a crisis.  As the civilization is seeking solutions to the crisis, this generation tends toward political interests early in life.  The last Civic generation fought WW2 and went on to virtually dominate the presidency from JFK to GHWB.  The major criticism is that they can be reckless and short-sighted in their rush to solve immediate social problems.

If you’re interested in reading more, the books are available at LifeCourse Associates bookstore.  Be sure to check out Generations, a History of America’s Future, the book that set the whole paradigm in motion (notice that it has strong praise from both Al Gore and Newt Gingrich – when did those two ever agree on anything before?)  No, I’m not trying to sell the book and make money here, I just think this should be taught in schools!  Then again, we may be changing the cycle by becoming aware of it… so there’s no saying where we go from here, even if history does show us a pattern explaining how we got to where we are.

NINJA 2009

May 11th, 2009

Just got back from Tampa – got to see my mom for Mother’s day and we also got to see an epic concert that I won’t be forgetting any time soon.  I’m talking about the NINJA 2009 tour – Nine Inch Nails and Jane’s Addiction.  With $55 tickets and $13 whiskey drinks, its by far the most expensive show I’ve been to – yet it oddly seems worth the price in retrospect.

Street Sweeper Social Club opened up… No, I hadn’t heard of them either and they don’t even have an album out yet.  Tom Morello (of Rage Against the Machine fame) shredded the guitar while the bass stayed in funk mode.  The vocalist was solid but the rythm guitarist’s dissonant noise didn’t seem to fit in quite right.  He seemed almost constrained and stuck in Tom’s shadow, like he wanted to break out into a wicked solo of his own but never got the chance.  I always appreciate a rock band with a social message, so I have to add points for anyone who spends their precious on-stage time to rally support for their various anti-poverty (and anti-authoritarian) political cause.

Nine Inch Nails stormed the stage early – while the sun was still up.  I think people were expecting Jane’s Addiction to go on first – yet all of a sudden, Trent was on stage halfway into his first song without any sort of warning or announcement.  The stage lights were blinding strobes behind the band – so the audience could rarely see more than silouhettes of the musicians.  The realization was surreal – it was hard to believe what we were hearing.

While the performance was true to the feeling of the recorded songs, there was also a bit more depth to the guitar, bass, and drum parts.  Robin Finck, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, and Ilan Rubin didn’t just capture the essence of Trent’s songs, they added their own levels of depth and interpretation.  As a guitar & bass junkie, I really appreciated the variations and departures from the studio version.

The set seemed to go on for a long time – and in a good way.  Nine Inch Nails stayed on stage all throughout sundown and into the early hours of night.  There was an instrumental rendition of Hurt about half way through the performance, and after another half dozen tracks they finally got around to playing & singing the entire song for their finale.  Someone nearby complained that they didn’t play Closer, but I don’t pay big bucks to hear something the radio has overplayed for fifteen years.

There was no real visual spectacle – it was just good hard rock, crazy electronic sounds, and soulful singing.

By the time Jane’s Addiction came up, the full moon was rising and the crowd was anxiously wondering if anything could top the epic hours of performance NIN has just pulled off under a hot Florida sun.

Perry Farrell led the crowd into something out of this world.  One doesn’t normally imagine thousands of people dancing together to a raucus punk sound, but the rythm was strong and the vocals seemed to transcend simple human singing.  Jane’s Addiction’s studio albums never particularly capitvated me, but now I realize they are that rare 1 in 10,000 band that actually sounds better live.  The set was short, but it was epic.  I don’t know if it was the bittersweet energy of a reunion / farewell tour, the lunar radiation, or just an incredible mix of vocal proficiency and fat bass beats.  The latter explanation may be technically correct, but it seems too simple to fully explain the feeling…

Its 2009 and I still can’t get reliable internet here

April 15th, 2009

In 1995 I expected my internet connection to be slow and unreliable. 14.4k modems were rare, powerful, and expensive.  There weren’t even many ISPs that could handle such a speed on all of their dial-in lines.

High speed broadband is supposed to fix this, right?

The problem is those cable broadband lines that seemed cutting edge in 1999 are showing their age and years of neglect.  While the ownership of that network has changed hands and brands more than once, every company to come along and offer access has been gifted with a virtual monopoly over cable internet in Jacksonville.

Of course, AT&T provides a “choice” with their DSL, but let’s not even discuss that disaster.  At least the cable is good enough to pay for even if it requires complaining to get it to work half the time.

While the actual cable infrastructure hasn’t changed much, I’d say my experience over the last 10 years has been one of a steady decline in service quality.  There were simply fewer people on the network – and congestion hadn’t been a problem.

Nowadays, I can’t even keep a connection active for more than an hour.  Frequent outages are commonplace, and while they’re usually as brief as five minutes, they often disrupt file transfers and browser-based publishing.  Forget gaming – I can’t even run a stable AFK script in a text-based online MUD (The MUD I’m playing was designed in 1993 and Comcast still can’t deliver the kind of stable connection it requires)

That’s enough of a rant.  I probably just need to go pick up my third cable modem replacement for the year.  Ugh.

Trying to Give Obama a Chance

April 4th, 2009

I voted for the guy but I’m having a hard time finding the patience that his other supporter’s have got.  A lot of people are saying to wait and take it easy before tossing around judgments or pronouncing cynical complaints, some are even cheering the odd continuity between Bush’s policies and Obama’s first choices.

There has been quite a bit of public furor about social program spending, tax revolts, tea parties, and executive bonuses, but I try to stay focused on:

  • Who is getting appointed?
  • Who gets the government spending?
  • Who benefits from regulations?

From my perspective, the answer to all three of those questions is:  The banks.

Sure, there was $770 billion for roads, schools, trains, and pork, but this is a small drop in the big bucket of financial bailouts, bad bank plans, asset guarantees, and other forms of debt thrown to the Wall Street Elite.

The fact of the matter is that all of these banks are effectively bankrupt, and they’re only being kept on life support because they provide a public good of producing credit.  This credit isn’t based on the bank’s assets (there are none), it is based on the faith of the market in the U.S. government.

So why not make credit a public good?  Well, there’s a long and twisted history of conspiracies, class warfare, and legislation designed to ensure a select group of people could benefit just a little bit from every economic act going on in the country.  Heck, we’re not even supposed to talk about it!

Nationalizing credit and the central banking system may sound radical, but it is hardly more radical than anything Jefferson, Jackson, Washington, or Lincoln did.  Banks with capital would still be allowed to operate and make loans in a free market – they just wouldn’t be propped up at taxpayer expense!

On the military front, the Pentagon will be glad to know it is getting a nice raise.  This will probably come in handy as we escalate activities in Pakistan and start looking around in Darfur.

So, some of Obama’s supporters take the sort of neo-con line that our primary goal at the moment is to save the bank owners and invade every country that can remotely be perceived as a potential threat.  Some others are optimistic that Obama will pull away sharply from the Bush legacy when he’s more established, or has earned more political capital, or he doesn’t have to worry about re-election…

Education Cuts and Union Seniority

April 4th, 2009

Well, there’s a financial crisis and to many politicians the obvious solution is to slash education funding.  Holding those responsible accountable must sound absurd – let’s punish the kids instead and take a mortgage out against their future by reducing their access to the knowledge they need.

Here in Florida, our elected representatives seem intent on achieving the notorious status of “worst in the nation.”  Last time I checked, it was a pretty close race between us, Alabama, Mississippi, and Tennessee.  A few years ago, the voters passed a constitutional amendment that promised to reduce the number of students in a classroom under a single teacher’s supervision, but the legislature managed to create a few dozen loopholes before they decided to completely throw out the voter’s demands.

And now of course, they’re ready to gut the school system even more.  All of these property tax cuts weren’t free, ya know!

Here in Jacksonville, it means virtually no art, music, drama, or physical education unless it is taught by a homeroom teacher that never specialized in the subject.  Don’t worry though, they don’t plan on taking much time out of the schedule for this mediocore substitute.

Yet it may not be the cuts themselves that are the worst of the situation.  The highest level of absurdity at play here is how the teachers will be selected to lose their jobs:  By union seniority.

After spending billions of dollars and years of classtime on tests designed to measure performance, none of that data will be incorporated into the decision of who stays and who goes.  Everyone under the age of 30 can just forget about a teaching job – regardless of what they put into the school or how much the students get out of their educational style.

Now I’m not saying that young teachers are good and more experienced ones are bad, but it is also very clear that some of the senior teachers are literally from “another generation” when it comes to certain things like race relations and the role of religion in public schools.  This is most definitely a southern problem…

So if you’re wondering why the next generation isn’t curing cancer and saving us from environmental destruction, just remember that it was nothing personal.  We have to protect those who have been around a while – because hey – isn’t this collapsing society proof that they’ve done a good job so far?

Pligg 1.0 released – building a bookmarking website gets easier, safer

March 23rd, 2009

Pligg is a popular and totally free piece of software that can turn any domain or subfolder into a full-fledged social bookmarking site. Its been around for a while now, and you can find multiple examples of such a site by simply googling for “Powered by Pligg.”

Basically, users sign up and then they’ve got the ability to post links to content they find on the web and find interesting (or, commonly, content that they’ve written and want to promote ;)) From there, other users can vote on the link or leave a comment about it in hopes of triggering a discussion.

Although Pligg has been available for a while, the 1.0 release (and latest 1.0.2) represents the first time Pligg has been released under a “final” version as opposed to a beta version. Some hosts don’t allow users to install beta versions of software onto their servers – and many webmasters don’t want to run the risks associated with beta software either. Good news for the reluctant, because Pligg 1.0 is safe, stable, and will probably be around in this basic form for many years to come.

One loss is the old templates that were released for beta versions of Pligg – many of the visual designs were built around very specific software functions and operational codes that may have changed in the release version. Older templates and visual themes, therefor, aren’t compatible with the current software.

This does create a great opportunity for those of you web publishers who are handy with CSS and reverse-engineering code. New Pligg templates are in high demand, and it can be a quick and easy way to insert your link into the footer of dozens or hundreds of domains.

If you want to learn more about Pligg or download the latest version, be sure to check out their homepage at http://www.pligg.com/

What Happened to Us? A Gas Station on Saturday Morning

March 14th, 2009

The birds have traveled many miles inland
to squawk and hover about a nearby drive-thru,
A heavy fog sits low in the sky.

A half dozen shoppers patiently wait in line,
flanked by waxy chocolates and
convincing fruit juice substitutes.

An unseen man yells out:
“STAY AWAY FROM ME, NEVER FOLLOW ME”

The birds yell louder as they fight over another scrap of cheeseburger

“THERE ARE MANY OTHER PEOPLE HERE,
STAY AWAY FROM ME”
The anger starts to sound hysterical,
the note of sadness becomes more clear.

Who?
Why?

The shoppers in line crane necks to peer around the snacks
but our vision has been blocked for the sake of an impulse sale.

An older gentleman approaches: as if dressed for safari,
yet wearing a mask of exhaustion and shame.

Sigh
He said Sigh…

And a gull screeches for another crumb
while we stand in line,
practicing our detachment.

A new angry, unseen voice:
“You put nine in!
We don’t have nine!”

The new man rushes to the front of the line,
Feels no pride
As he begs the cashier forgiveness.

“I can’t pay for what I’ve taken,
but what I really need,”
he continues in a quiet voice,
“Is five more.”

I sigh,
I close my eyes.

I wanted to say,
you’re not the only one, friend.

I hear some birds fly, circling overhead.

The tired man turns to the newest one in line:

Can you believe it?
What happened to us?
What happened to our society?
What have we become?

Someone cut me off again today,
They threatened me for a place in the line

What happened to us?

And I want to say so many things
I wanted to find something to blame

I wanted to say that it will get better

But I did not want to lie.
So I sighed and I closed my eyes.

Can this McDonald Grow a Backyard Farm?

March 13th, 2009

Don’t let the song fool you – I am not particularly good at keeping any sort of plants alive.  I’m not old either, I just act like it sometimes.

Anyway, the economy is terrible and that means sales have been slooow.  (Do you know anyone who needs a coupon for website hosting?)  I’ve got some free time and sunshine, so I’m going to try to turn this into a reduction in the grocery bill.  Fresh vegetables have been getting pretty expensive lately, and the quality of the produce available at the nearby supermarkets hasn’t been that great. It looks like a lot of things are force ripened and generally beaten up & bruised during transportation and storage.

So, why not put some of these seeds and cores back into the dirt and give them a second chance at feeding me?  Heck, someone in the neighborhood has chickens – I’m just trying to grow a couple of veggies.

The first problem is the soil.  Its pretty sandy and it doesn’t drain well.  If it recently rained, its like swamp.  If it hasn’t rained in a day, it gets pretty dry pretty quick.  Also, the weeds around here are used to the extreme variation from swampiness to arid – so they don’t have the problems that most of the more expensive veggies suffer from.

While it the soil works great for sweet onions, it isn’t very good for peppers or anything that drowns easily.  Luckily, Aisling has a pottery wheel and that means access to custom built pots!  Currently, I’ve got a pepper core & seeds in a small pot – we’ll see if it manages to sprout.  The pots should also help keep the weeds down to a managable level, so the last thing to worry about is the swarm of birds and squirrels that ate our grass seed last spring.

Unfortunately, I’ve never had much luck in the past growing anything green. I don’t hold high hopes for a big crop from this McDonald’s farm.