John McDonald

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In Defense of Music and Standards

July 9th, 2009

In response to:

Michael Jackson’s Death Was Tragic, But He Was Little More Than an Icon of Mediocrity

By Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez’s Blog. Posted July 9, 2009.

He was not a musical genius; didn’t break down racial barriers; wasn’t a great dancer; didn’t change American culture…

Alisa Valdes-Rodrigues is saying something a few of us have thought by now.  It seems a lot of people leaving comments don’t agree – But let’s face it:  Musicians are music snobs… and so what if it sounds pretentious?  Writers are book snobs and engineers frown on half-assed constructs.

Until you’ve picked up an instrument or three and put the required time toward learning how to play, you’ve got no relative concept of the effort & emotion that goes into creating that music.  Without those insights, there’s still a musical product fit for mass consumption – but its value is ultimately calculated by the ability to generate revenue.

I get where the negative comments are coming from – really.  If you haven’t been playing guitar for 2+ years you probably don’t appreciate death metal solos.  If you’ve never sat in a symphonic arrangement, you’re somewhat detached from the performance.  If you’ve never written a song, how could you appreciate what goes into performing your own originals or how it differs from covering someone else’s composition?

The “greatest” and “best” pieces of art can not be enjoyed passively.  They are way too deep and they require too much of the audience’s active engagement.  They are designed to make you think, contemplate, over-analyze – and they assume you’ve grown up from the introductory fare to face the bigger and tougher questions.

This may be why musicians tell you that the music in your iPods sucks: Because it does.  Popular music is missing elements and potential that its fans may not be aware of.  If MTV says it was groundbreaking, you can safely bet that someone did it generations earlier.  That doesn’t mean one can’t or shouldn’t enjoy “popular” music:  Not everyone is drawn to spend so much effort for music just as not everyone becomes an author or an engineer.  There is still some sort of combination of skill and luck that goes into creating global popularity, even if it isn’t enough on its own to impress dedicated connoisseurs.

Many will dismiss Alisa’s call for cultural quality as sour grapes or stereotypical Gen-X cynicism, but there’s a valid point amid the gloom.  The reward for mediocrity seems to be fame and millions – the reward for art appears to be an existence on the margins of culture: a cramped stage in an underground bar or a yawning audience in a half-empty hall. If there’s anything I really disagree with in this article, its the claim that Michael Jackson was himself a member or a symbol of Generation-X.  Most definitions of Gen-x start with births in the mid 1960s, and Gen-x music is more definitive of modern rock music than Michael Jackson will ever be.

In related news, the music industry faces record-breaking losses (again).  Apparently, they really believe that this is the best American music has to offer and can’t imagine something better.

Banks Back Off – California IOUs in Limbo

July 9th, 2009

In my last post, I was starting to think that the banks had a really sweet deal in this crisis.  First they get to take first cut of profits on mortgages that actually weren’t profitable, then they can take cheap loans from the government.  If they wanted to put those cheap loans into safe profit margins, they’d just have to use the federal government’s money to buy up state bonds & IOUs.  But hey, who wants a few measely percents in interest?

The big stinger is that right up until these IOUs hit the street, these banks had announced their willingness to pay face value.  Once they were printed up, distributed, and ready for deposit – the big banks decided they would stop buying them after Friday.   Companies bailing on the bailout include:  Bank of America Corp., Citigroup Inc., Wells Fargo & Co. and J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.  You may recognize these guys as some of the biggest beneficiaries of recent federal bailouts in the financial sector and the ones currently sending bidders to the discount window.

So what inspired the change of heart?  Was it Fitch’s recent downgrade of California’s debt payment prospects?  Or was it the fact that they realized IOUs were already being exchanged at a discount off face value…?

The state has announced that they intend to honor interest payments and redemption of the IOUs bought on the market, so the refusal of banks to take them as deposits means they’ll be left to the market price.  Check cashing establishments and speculators are reportedly scooping up the certificates for about half of face value.  In October, they’ll be able to sell these back to the state at face value plus interest!

Once again, the government has intervened to “fix” an economic mess it created.  The result?  Anyone who lives check to check gets sold out for pennies on the dollar, and those with plenty of cash lying around have a guaranteed profit opportunity.  I’d say I’m surprised, but this seems to be the contemporary standard of political-economy.

As California Goes…

July 6th, 2009

So Goes the Nation

It has often been said that California is a trendsetter among states – anything that comes to pass in Cali will eventually find its way throughout the nation and into federal policy.  From social movements to Hollywood and internet first-adopters, there’s always been a sense that the future was already happening on the west coast.

If this maxim, “As California goes, so does the nation” proves to be correct again, then the rest of us had best pay some attention to the current financial crisis and how the politicians have chosen to deal with it.

Faced with rising costs and declining budget revenue, they’ve indirectly chosen a solution out of fear of making tough decisions.  The printing presses have literally been fired up, and the state is issuing IOUs.  While these are technically bearer bonds paying at 3.75%, the state is rumored to be printing them on dark green paper and encouraging banks & businesses to treat them like cash.

And How Far We’ve Gone

For most of America’s history, cash has been backed by some sort of commodity.  Gold has long dominated as a medium of exchange, and silver has also been used as payment for paper notes.  FDR figured out to devalue the dollar for a more flexible monetary policy, but Nixon figured out how to get Americans to give up all the tangible value of their money itself.

With no commodity backing the currency, the only thing that stops California from ordering a few trillion from the Treasury is political will and a fear that we’ll eventually go “too far” and ruin the dollar’s reputation as a reserve currency.

Let’s be honest anyway, someone who had invested in dollars under the gold standard would be brutally unprepared for something like retirement.  Other nations have been sending “stuff” to America in exchange for these dollars, so they’re the ones taking the investment losses.   Some have started inflating their own currencies in defense (see Japan’s carry-trade), some are also openly calling for a new monetary regime. With financial heavy-hitters like Russia, India, Brazil, and China meeting to discuss alternatives to the dollar, this dollar reserve reckoning day seems like it may be closer than we’d like.

So instead of being paid in a dollar that is literally “as good as gold,” residents of California will be receiving a debt promise – and the interest on that debt is going to come out of the future taxpayer’s pocket… somehow.

Heads or Tails?  The Bank Wins

If the government itself is in a cash crunch, who has the liquidity on hand to give state workers real cash in exchange for their state IOUs?  Conveniently, we’ve just pumped a few trillions of liquidity in to the banking system and these banks are more than happy to trade IOUs for dollars.  By some accounts, transfers and insurance policies have added five or six trillion dollars to banks’ balance sheets, and they’ll be able to use this money to buy up as many IOUs the states can print out. Of course, the banks were supposed to use this TARP & bailout money to extend business & consumer credit, but those individuals and small groups seem like a big risk compared to the state itself…

Eventually, California will figure out how to raise taxes or cut services (or probably some combination of the two).  In the meantime, the banks will collect a nice stable interest payment in a chaotic economic environment. Indeed, we’ve fallen a long way from paying workers out in gold – we’ve leveraged our paper treasure against our own citizens for the benefit of the banks.

Can We Break the Spiral?

Financial dissent is our secular heresy:  of all the thoughtcrimes, perhaps none is so shocking as questioning the nature of what we call modern capitalism.  As a society, we have invested so much collective faith into this abstract concept that we are unwilling to reform the root causes and financial power centers – even if they are relatively new institutions that conflict with older parts of our national identity.

Its never even clear what it is that we have faith in.  Is it the politically connected speculators or the regulators handing them our tax money?  Either way, solutions must be kept on the edges of their playground – suggesting significant core reforms is a sure-fire way to be uninvited from offering your opinion next time.  As long as this paradigm rewarding blind faith holds, things will continue to decline in a slow and methodical way.  At the next wave of mortgage resets, there will be another rather steep cliff, but odds seem high that we’ll cushion the banks and resist substantive changes.

Its not a great outlook, but I don’t believe anything can get significantly better until our so-called leaders take on some of these tough decisions and set up institutions designed to promote general wealth and opportunity.  Fundamental changes in our approaches to credit and money has to pay bigger dividends than bailing out the same bank for the fourth time…

Are You Watching Death Note Yet?

July 5th, 2009

What happens when you give a bored and over-achieving honor student the power to kill anonymously across vast distances?

If the answer involves Japanese heavy metal, high quality animation, and Gods of Death, you’ve got Death Note; an animated series from across the Pacific. It was recently dubbed to English and is currently distributed by my favorite late-night network, [adult swim].

A magical book literally falls to the earth and Light Yagami is the one to find it – the instructions printed on the book inform him that anyone whose name is written on its pages will be killed.

While skeptical at first, Light Yagami finds the temptation to punish the villain and save the victims is overwhelming.

Eventually seeing himself as an ideal arbiter of justice, Light begins his quest to rid the entire world of every single criminal and person he’s deemed evil or unfit to live in the utopia he dreams of.

[adult swim] is even generous enough to put significant chunks of the story online for sharing. Check out this video of Light realizing the scope of the power he’s acquired and how he initially justifies its use:

Philosophical questions, psychological drama, and even cliff-hanging detective-story themes run against a backdrop of religious and spiritual imagery. Light’s quest to create a perfect world is popular with some, but the pattern of his killings also attracts the attention of international law enforcement institutions who aren’t too thrilled with the concept of an independent and unaccountable angel of death.

As the magnitude of Light’s power grows, a mysterious and legendary detective known only as L makes it his personal mission to arrest Light and bring him to justice for all the deaths of criminals he’s been responsible for.

Hero or villain, savior or devil – you might not know who to root for through large parts of the story arc.

These clips come from the first episode or two – so don’t worry about this little introduction spoiling too much of the story. There are plenty of twists and turns and unexpected developments ahead!

Unfortunately the show is only airing at 3:30 am on Sunday mornings (Saturday night) but I understand that the DVDs are also available now. I’m personally waiting for the price to come down a bit or for a box set including all episodes to come out, but if you haven’t seen the series yet I’d recommend getting yourself a copy of it as soon as you can!

Airport Security Theater

July 2nd, 2009

I’ve mostly been able to avoid flying, so the recent trip to Ireland was my first experience with the changes since 9-11.  The last time I had flown before that was in the summer of 2001 – and that was enough security hassle for me so I rightly guessed the modern scene would be a total nightmare.

The most obvious problem is the scope of what they’re attempting:  a full inventory of every passanger and his or her belongings.  While they spare no expense in attempting to verify every single thing, they do spare time.  Everyone is being rushed through crowded corridores and I find it hard to believe that sneaking things through would be impossible due to the simple fact that so much is being examined in such a short time.  Sure, large metal objects will be found, but that was the case back when the metal detector was the only standard exam.

Its even possible that more time could be spent inspecting cargo and passangers by killing redundancy.  When leaving Dublin, I noticed that we had to pass through four American security checkpoints before boarding and leaving the plane.  Why is security searching people who just passed through U.S. security?  Do they think we picked up some terrorist hitchikers when we were seven miles above the ocean?

Incidentally, this is when my Irish whiskey became triple sealed.  First of all, they come in sealed bottles from the duty-free shop.  Now although the duty-free shop is after Irish airport security, it is before American airport security.  This means the sealed bottles of whiskey had to be sealed into a bag and stamped by a U.S. security guard to get on the plane.  That’s two seals but that’s not good enough!  When we landed in Philidelphia, we were informed that nothing from duty-free shops would be considered secured and we’d have to get them … yes … inspected and stamped by security.  This led to the third seal:  boxing up my sealed bag of unopened whiskey to be sent with checked baggage.

The establishment of redundant security checkpoints has affected the layout of several airports.  Passangers are corralled through long hallways and unused basements, often walking for an hour in a big circle rather than be allowed to move inside the secured zone of the airport terminals.  U.S. Airport Security guards in Dublin aren’t trusted in Philidelphia, and U.S. Airport Security guards in Jacksonville aren’t trusted in Charolette.  Don’t even get me started on London – they take distrust to third world levels.

When I flew in from Europe in ’01 it was a lot different.  Security met us at the terminal and inspected for produce (and I guess drugs, but all they got were apples).  Customs was right outside and they singled me out for heavy inspection (probably because I look like a hippy).  Anyway, despite that hassle, it was a lot less infuriating then the current security theater.

Today’s guards don’t have the time to inspect suspicious looking people like me, yet everyone is subject to standing in lines & running through hallways for more time than it would have taken to do so so they can wave you through some xray machines displaying a blob of grey lines.

On Hedge Schools and Education Bans

July 1st, 2009

One of my favorite sights to see in an urban environment is the public mural – especially ones that broadcast political and cultural messages. For fans of such public art, the places to see are Barcelona, Belfast, and Derry in Ireland. I’m sure there are more, but these are the cities that made me fall in love with the medium of public art as protest, triumph, and civic engagement.

Why should one go about painting their opinions and histories on a wall?  Well… where else is everyone going to be able to see it?  Broadcast media of the 20th century has been a one-way street:  Those with politically-granted monopoly on airwaves run the televisions stations, and they broadcast daily reminders of what you’re supposed to think and believe.  Before the internet revolutionized the relationships between information production & consumption, public art was one of very few means that could put the power of media into the hands of modest means.

When education is outlawed...

And what could be a better reminder to the importance of information control than the Hedge School depicted here on a home in Belfast? In the 18th century, English laws would forbid Catholics from participating in education as teachers or students.  Every law was already written for the advantage of English settlers, but the crown still sought to solidify its control over the island by keeping its natives in a state of ignorance.  No law or army can forever protect tyrants from a well-educated populace…

Hedge schools started popping up in the 1600s, and they take their name from the rural or even outdoor environment classes were held in.  Despite a lack of school houses, despite legal bans, education went on under a tree or behind the bushes.  Knowledge would be passed on orally, even if the words had to be whispered.

Creating Opportunity with Knowledge

The imperial law was designed to keep wealth and power with one race of men over another.  Opportunity was rationed by who was allowed to eat what, or who was allowed to learn, or which church was allowed to say mass.  Every rule and regulation and job interview was designed to preserve this inherited imbalance of power, and yet education continued to create opportunity for those who were not “supposed” to have it.  Despite the crackdowns – or perhaps because of them – a new generation of rebels and civil rights agitators would rise up in the late 18th century armed with a knowledge of history and other basic academics.

No Less Valuable Today

While we may today take the freedom to pursue education for granted, it has not diminished in value.  To the contrary, modern technology has magnified and leveraged the value of knowledge and technical specialization.  The right skills can turn a $500 computer into a six-figure salary or a good bedside manner into a medical career that saves lives.

Resistance to Access

And America still has its own legacy of racially rationed education to cope with – and a contemporary crisis of class-based exclusion.  Although there are no laws forbidding racial or religious minorities, there are significant financial barriers to entry for those of a lower income lineage.  As education costs have risen faster than inflation, the effect has been to force more and more students into long term debt – a scenario that allows our current aristocrats to stake a future claim on all of the opportunity these young students create.

The resistance to education today is the same as it has always been – exclusion is a means of preserving social imbalance – and we’ve been heading in the wrong direction for far too long now.  The opportunity we gain from sharing information will always be greater than what the comfortable fear they will lose.

Crazy Summer Days

June 30th, 2009

Its been a while since I’ve had a chance to post here, but I’ve got some good excuses.

Also – welcome to anyone who’s ended up here due to the current down status of Undergroundpolitics.com. Here’s the whole story for those who care:

We left the USA on June 4th for a 10-day trip to Ireland. On about the 8th, someone managed to get access to Undergroundpolitics and began using the software and mail servers to send out tons of unsolicited phishing emails. What’s phishing? Well, that’s when someone pretends to be someone else in an attempt to gain your personal or financial information. In this particular case, he was using my email servers to blast his email list (don’t worry, no one who used or visited Undergroundpolitics would have been affected). Gladly, I don’t store any information about visitors – and I never try to collect emails from surfers. If you want to see what I’m up to, you know where the sites are at!

Anyway, we got back around mid month and it took another few days for me to get that server secure and back online. So although the rest of the sites on that host are back up in action, UP is still potentially a security risk. Really, the only good news for me on the tech front is that the sites making money are back online and accessible worldwide. Of course, sales are still week thanks to a global economic meltdown.

Now, with business (somewhat) back on track, we’ve dedicated a significant chunk of time to cleaning up around the house. We had almost cleaned up the living room when Aisling started packing up for the next art show/sale. Of course, that means it looks like we’re in the middle of moving out with brown boxes and packing popcorn everywhere.

The yard project continues with the gradual transformation of Florida jungle into something habitable. The potted peppers and tomatoes survived our time away and the next step will be building out a stone patio and building up a small garden area for more fruits & veggies.

In the next week or so, there should be some good posts coming up: Expect pictures from Ireland and more analysis of the unfolding economic crisis. Quite a few expensive pieces of legislation are being rushed through Congress, so I hope I get a chance to get a few words out about them before we get stuck with the bill. For now, all new UndergroundPolitics posts will be here in the Politics section. Why not check it out until I can figure out how to recover and secure whats archived on UP?

Not the Economic Recovery most were Hoping for

May 30th, 2009

Our leaders are infinitely optimistic about economic issues – and they should be, since the modern economy is mostly a confidence game.

We’ve moved well past fundamentals into an economic world driven by faith – not a faith in raw numbers or sustainable economic systems – but a faith in the authority of the experts who specialize in snuffing out panic and public doubts.

In the last week, bond markets have shifted around radically. Despite Federal Reserve efforts to keep interest rates low, investors are demanding higher returns on “safe” investments like U.S. government debt. With so much debt hitting the markets at the same time investors are seeing their existing capital deflate, it almost surprises me that the offerings would sell at all – at any rate of return.

For the mortgage market, the creep up of rates could lead to extra complications when adjustable loans reset. And even without rising rates, the option-payment ARMs will lead us down another path of defaults and unwinding of leveraged investments based on questionable bubble-era mortgage pricing.

Trust me – I don’t want to be pessimistic! I would love to see hosting sales return to 2008 levels. It seems like despite how many new coupons and discounts I offer, the sales just can’t keep up any more. There’s even some indication that college enrollment has slowed down or even stopped growing – fewer students are signing up for scholarship & financial aid services, even when adjusted to seasonal slowdowns that accompany summer semesters.

For some banks with access to near-zero government loans, the recovery might be as real as the price increases in commodities over the last few months. As long as the value of those dollars continues to fall, they’ll continue to turn out a profit at the expense of generally higher costs. Wages stink and employment is still falling – and sure, unemployment is a lagging indicator, so we’re only seeing the effect of the last wave of mortgage failures and bank defaults. The next one is still brewing – inevitably on the horizon.

Random Economics Discussion

May 20th, 2009

Got into a lengthy discussion, I want to republish it since it touches on a lot of political, social, and economic realities that have to be addressed in a short time.

“I am reminded of Iraq during the Bush 43 years, just before the Surge. Many on the left were seeing quagmire. Those on the right did not want to admit failure (with cause, given hindsight) and accused the left of hoping for failure and perhaps seeking to cause failure.

The shoes seem to be on the other foot, with the Obama supporters wanting to stay the economic course while the opposition is anticipating disaster.

I’m not particularly strong on economics. Spend to stimulate in very bad times while buying down the debt in good times is about as far as I go. (Well, I don’t like tax breaks to the bubble blowing class, either.) What we saw through much of the 3T was deficit spending in good times to extend the good times. What I’m hearing now from Obama’s critics is a recommendation for austerity in bad times, which was Hoover’s approach.”

Which seems backwards. It might fool some of the people some of the time, but I am dubious. It may be that the 3T economic policies were so bad that there is no clean way out. I hope not.

I dunno, Hoover didn’t exactly slash the budget and stay out of the market. Tariffs (buy American) and immigration crackdowns were part of a plan to manage unemployment – federal spending also reached peace-time highs as he introduced some expanded federal public works ambition. Some of his more radical ideas, like old age pensions, were rejected by Congress.

Anyway, the big problem I see with our current federal spending is a) where it is aimed b) how it is financed and c) how it limits our ability to respond to future mini-crises like the inevitable option ARM default wave coming.

The a) part was mostly organized under Bush & Paulson & Bernanke – Geithner was at the NY Fed at the time and that his policies suggest he’s interested in continuing that path. This is the majority of the trillions in spending & guarantees, and it is aimed to protect the “bubble blowing classes” from the consequences of their actions.

The b) part is a little troubling too. FDR financed his spending explosion with confiscatory monetary policy – an effective tax on everyone holding dollars. Even though we’re borrowing cheap, we’re still borrowing, now faster than ever, at a time when total public + private debt rivals any point in our history.

And c) relates to the current global economic scene. Borrowing money so as to hire someone to bury that money and dig it up again won’t bring back jobs from India – its not going to make us a competitive place for businesses to invest in new jobs, research, etc. The next mortgage default wave is practically inevitable, and between now and then China is in the process of working out bilateral trade deals to bypass use of the dollar. We seriously risk the loss of the USD as the international reserve of choice, especially if we print up too much money without investing in properly in our future earning potential. If demand for dollars falls on a global scale at the same time we increase supply into the trillions to pay off investing losses, our job & debt situation could be fixed at the cost of global purchasing power. Wages would hold flat nominally, but costs of living would increase (housing could fall even further under this scenario simply by virtue of oversupply and worker income until foreign investors buy it up and put a floor under it)

The crashing purchasing power destroys working class wealth, but it makes exports suddenly competitive. Unfortunately, a rapidly devaluing currency is also disincentive to work harder than what’s required for subsistence – trying to save gets risky.  This means plenty of work available, but people earning very little for it and unable to build it up over time.

Of the trillions spent on stimulus & bailouts, only Obama’s $700B can really be counted as investment spending. Even some of that is more like “emergency money” to keep states solvent.  We’re literally bailing out banks and closing schools.. so spending alone cannot persist forever.  Solutions have to be built in the form of new institutions and paradigms of doing business.

Class structure should be flattening, but the top crust has been and continues to be the primary benefactor of our tax system and spending policies. As I posted in the Economy thread, our current futures market guarantees a profit to all the institutions & investors who can acquire low-cost loans from the government – at the cost of building a new commodity bubble in the hope that it will buoy home prices & the derivative investments.

“We seem to be at a place where people’s politics are reflecting their ideas of how economics works. I’m not sure how to proceed here other than waiting to see how the economy really goes.

But I think Brian laid out a plausible rhythm in his recent long post. If Obama holds the economy together he is echoing the S&H general pattern. Problems will be attacked now. Some transformation will take place. It doesn’t seem to me, though, that enough is being pushed in energy and ecology. It is not clear that the pull out from Iraq and stabilization of Afghanistan will be smooth. I am by no means certain that the economy will hold together. The possibility of a wild card surprise or two can’t be ignored.

But some of us seem to be in the ‘sip tea and cuss That Man In The White House’ phase. I’m not quite sure we are fully into the ‘blood, toil, tears and sweat’ phase. Sure, there have been some policy shifts. I’m not sure, however, that we have well and truly rolled up our sleeves and started to push.”

Someone mentioned this around here, “the risk in a 4t (crisis) is that you don’t go far enough.” From an economic perspective, I’d say Obama’s response is marginally better than Bush’s, but still headed in the generally wrong direction that began long before either of those two.

I would have liked to see the large banks fail under their own mistakes – and it would have been about the same cost to pay all those FDIC-covered deposits as it has been to keep them in business. Now that we’ve already paid in big time, we should be acting like the primary owner & investor of these banks. If we’re going to “save the system,” we should not go in half way and we should have investors near the bottom of the list of claim-holders since their “risk” was saved from zero by the taxpayer.

Nationalizing the banks wouldn’t be so insane either, controlling the money (and credit) supply is one of the very few enumerated powers of Congress.  The Federal Reserve system is most certainly outdated, probably corrupt, and even possibly unconstitutional.  Obama said “transparency” more than once during the campaign, and this would be a great place to start looking.

And don’t get me started on Universal Healthcare. I’m going to be royally pissed if they institute a mandatory insurance scheme over the single-payer model.

The consequences of these decisions will affect entire generations of Americans who haven’t been born yet. There’s no magical manifest destiny that says whatever we do is going to bring net happiness and opportunity and freedom. No country grows in leaps every 1T unless you’re looking solely at America – the nation with the shortest history.

If we use 4T momentum to institutionalize the latest goals of the bubble-blowing class, we could be in for the beginning of a long fall…  Bush set us on that trajectory, and the economics have seemed more like an acceleration than a change in direction & ultimate intent..

Swampy Summer Threatens the Farm

May 20th, 2009

It seems like there are two kinds of summer-time weather in Jacksonville – constant rain resulting in swamp-like conditions, and scorching sunlight resulting in fires & smoky air.

If this week is an indicator of the year’s trend, its going to be a tough one for my little backyard container farm.  The green bell pepper plant was really growing strong, but the last few days have provided absolutely zero sunlight and way too much rain.  The onion is holding steady and the other peppers & strawberries were just starting to sprout.

Now they’re treading water in swampy mud, and I’m wondering if I should be trying to grow some kind of really thirsty plants instead.  Lettuce?  Cucumbers? I sort of doubt if they could handle the dark and soggy environment here.

Of course, this could just be a freak storm before a dry, hot summer.  With just a few plants, it wouldn’t be too hard to keep ’em going under the arid heat.  But just the few prior days of cold, wet, darkness are draining the vitality from the more advanced plants.  The green pepper was adding a leaf a day and starting to form little buds for the peppers – now the leaves are sort of slumping and nothing is getting any bigger.  A few leaves on the onion had to be pruned as they turned darker and darker and ultimately brownish-black.

The dollar weeds are stubbornly enthusiastic about the local climate – despite an utter lack of sunshine they’re sprouting every day.  When we were clearing out parts of the yard, these things had roots running laterally underground a good two feet.  A single underground root system was connecting a hundred square feet of round lilly-pad looking things.  No wonder they love the swampiness.

Of course, all the plants that taste good are a little bit pickier.  We’ll see if they survive the season, but I’m getting a little skeptical if some sun doesn’t peak through the wall of clouds soon.